There are places you visit, and then there are places that make you want to slow dance with your own shadow. For me, that place was the Alluvion Vacations Luxury A-Frame Farmhouse in New Paltz—a dreamy, design-forward escape where firewood meets fragrance, and everything just begs to be enjoyed in silk pajamas and a subtle smirk.
Living Softly, Loving Boldly: My Luxe Cowboy Escape in the Hudson Valley – Wellness Travel with Maxwell Alexander – LGBTQ+ Travel – Presented by Alluvion Vacations
Florals? Always. Feelings? Deep.
I started with a little flower therapy. A quick trip to the local farmer’s market (think: queer-eye meets cottagecore) yielded a perfect bouquet of sunflowers and foraged greens. Back at the farmhouse, I channeled my inner florist and got lost in the rhythm of arranging. Therapeutic? Yes. Gay as hell? Also yes.
Wine Trails and Cheeseboard Affairs
Earlier that day, I hit the local wine trails, sipped something velvety, and flirted shamelessly with the guy pouring the rosé. Back at the farmhouse, I laid out a charcuterie board so gorgeous it deserved its own PR team. Firelight, cheese, and a glass in hand—suddenly, I was the main character.
The Kitchen That Made Me Feel Like Stanley Tucci
Cooking here? It’s not just nourishment, it’s performance art. The chef’s kitchen is where I sautéed, seared, and whispered sweet nothings to a rosemary-crusted potato. The lighting? Flattering. The vibe? Seductive. The end result? Dinner for one and no regrets.
The Aromatherapy That Held Me Like a Hug
From the moment you walk in, the whole space is subtly perfumed with Alluvion’s signature aromatherapy—herbaceous, grounding, and just sexy enough to make you wonder if someone left their linen shirt behind. It’s not overpowering—it’s foreplay for the senses.
Baths That Should Come With a Disclaimer
Listen, I’ve taken a lot of baths. But this one? This was scandalous. The kind of long, steamy soak where your glass of wine starts judging you and you don’t care. A few drops of essential oil, the lights low, and suddenly I was in a scene that would’ve gotten me banned on daytime television. Pure, skin-pruning bliss.
A Chair With a View (and a Vibe)
There’s a reading chair in the corner that just gets me. Bathed in natural light, backed by French doors, it’s the kind of spot that demands you write a memoir—or at least pretend to while sipping something with a citrus twist. I stayed there until my thighs fell asleep and my heart felt wide awake.
Slow Mornings, Strong Coffee, No Apologies
There’s no agenda here—just quiet mornings, oversized mugs, and sunlight through the trees. I made coffee shirtless (as one does), bit into a fresh Hudson Valley apple, and sighed like a man who finally found peace—and good lighting.
Workation with a View: Where Creativity Meets Cozy
There’s a certain kind of magic that happens when you sit down to write at a marble-topped desk, sunlight pouring in from cathedral windows, and the only sound is the soft rustle of trees outside. This loft workspace at the Alluvion Vacations farmhouse might just be the most inspiring corner I’ve ever worked from—and I’ve typed in Paris cafés and SoHo hotel lobbies.
Perched above the bright and airy living room, this cozy nook offers more than just chic decor—it offers clarity. It’s where journal entries flow effortlessly, emails get answered with grace, and big ideas finally find their way onto the page. Whether you’re journaling in your robe or Zooming in your button-up (and boxers, no judgment), this space turns remote work into an actual pleasure.
It’s a reminder that slow travel doesn’t mean unproductive. Quite the opposite. It’s perfect for digital nomads, creative professionals, and anyone searching for an inspiring workation destination that doesn’t feel like a corporate conference room with bad lighting.
The rise of bleisure travel—that sweet spot where business meets leisure—has redefined how we think about “getting away.” This spot proves you can absolutely write that pitch deck, meet your deadline, and still sneak in a glass of local wine before lunch.
If you’re looking for a luxurious, light-filled place to work remotely with a view, congratulations—you’ve found it.
The Real Luxury? Feeling Like Yourself Again
At the Alluvion A-Frame Farmhouse, I didn’t just get away. I got back to myself. Slower. Softer. Gayer. Surrounded by beauty and candlelight and cheese. Isn’t that the dream?
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