Thong of the Free: Why Real Cowboys Don’t Wear Skirts on the Beach
Let’s get one thing straight—real cowboys don’t wear skirts on the beach. No, darling, I’m not talking about kilts. I’m talking about those tragic, billowing, knee-length board shorts that haunt every American shoreline like polyester ghosts of patriarchal shame. You know the ones—floral patterns from a Florida nightmare, drawstring waistbands barely holding up the […]
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